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Comedians from Birth

A collection of the funny things my children and other children have said. Please feel free to leave funny things your children have said and I will add them to the collection.  Enjoy! 

My daughter Rachael.  02/13/2011

My 2 yr old son popped his balloon.  My 7 yr old says, "look mom, its a flalloon because its flat and its a balloon!"

One of my oldest daughters friends, Taurmina. 01/22/2011

My daughter had a sleepover. In the morning, when I asked if the girls wanted blueberry pancakes for breakfast, one of my daughters friends who is seven year old answered with, "I dont like blueberry pancakes because my tastebuds are sensitive."

My oldest daughter, Rachael. 01/20/2011

Rachael, "Mom, what would you do with 1,000 arms?" I said, "I guess then I would have 1,000 arms." Rachael then said, "Then if you had 13 babies, you could change all their diapers at the same time!"

My youngest daughter, Jozlynne. 01/05/2011

JoJo said, "I had an eyelash on my hand but I lost it." I said, "well, why didnt you wish before you dropped it." She said, "because the wish was for you."

My youngest daughter, Jozlynne. 12/28/2011

At breakfast this morning, the kids and I were talking about the lightning storm and tornadoes we saw in Kansas. JoJo said the reason for the lightning and tornadoes was because "God was mad." When I asked why God was mad, she said, "because the angels wouldnt go to bed."

My oldest, Rachael. 12/26/2010

"Mom, you say if I eat a lot of carrots my skin will turn orange. So if I eat a lot of blueberries, will my eyes turn blue?"

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